Application Error
An error has occured in the application.
The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. Your provided has told
us that you are on-line several hours every day, and thatjust ain't right.
Please, for the love of god, try the following:
- Don't click the Refresh button, Go outside now.
- If you are about to spend another £100 at Amazon, then please contact Amazon Anonymous.
- To go outside, first click the Cyber Hypnosis menu, and then click
Cold Water in the Face. On the NumbAss tab, click
Sedentary Back Pain. The Get out of Your Chair
setting should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator.
- If your Evil Computer Addict Persona has enabled it, we can examine your network
and quickly discover a way to wake you up from your computer-induced stuper.
- If you would like Windows to try and discover them click Detsct Computer-Induced Stupor
- These are a host of things awaiting you in the outside world: Runing, Swimming,
Cycling, or even PTA meetings, and dentist appointments, for example.
- If you are unable to get up,
click here and your power strip will emit a large enough shock to scare you
back to your senses. If that doesn't work, then we give up. You offically
in need of serious help. Dial 999 and request an ambulance so as you can reach
a mental hospital hear you.
- Click the button
to melt your computer.
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